???Steakdar???

What is it? I can't get it out of my head. I can't sleep at night. I lie awake in my bed, totally perplexed. I must know the truth. The commercials for Golden Corral. The guy who cooks the steaks says, "My friends say I have 'steakdar'". I mean what's up with that? Is it some type of new mutant X-Man power. The ability to cook a steak. He must truly be humble to have such a power and still insist on getting paid minimum wage. I wonder if he also has "gristledar". Every time I've gone to G.C. and gotten some steak, I end up with some good old fatty, cartilage, gristle. I chew, and chew, and chew... and chew. Did I mention chewing? Well, when I finally get to the point where victory seems imminent, I swallow that gristle. Only after it gets halfway down my throat, do I realize that because of the power of "gristledar", the gristle is still attached by a small, but indestructible, piece of sinew. Only "gristledar" could explain such perfection displayed by the cooks at G.C. If the G.C. cook were a sith from Star Wars, would he be called "Darth Steakdar"? Who cares?

All excellent questions.

What do you think?